Is God a Bastard?


Is God a bastard? Of course it is, an evil bastard to be exact. A selfish, racist, murderous, homophobic, condoning, immature idiot deity. This God also even decided to impregnate a woman at an early age. Yes! God did that. I wonder why many people still choose to worship him while they continuously kill each other for a meaningless fairy tale.

If Mary was Jesus’ mother, God was Jesus’ father and Mary and God weren’t married, does that mean Christmas is a Christian celebration of a bastard’s birth? Jesus is an illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents therefore he’s a bastard.

According to Deuteronomy 23:2, “A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall not enter into congregation of the LORD.” Presumably “God” the father and Jesus are now excluded in heaven.

Isn’t God supposed to be punished for the crime of impregnating a 14 – 16 year old Mary? How would you feel if God impregnated your daughter or sister at this early age? In modern times, society scowls on men banging up women so young, do you think it would be fair if we do it also to this douche God?

What kind of god is your god?

 

15 thoughts on “Is God a Bastard?

  1. Is God a Bastard? Very good question but before we look for answers on that question we need to understand what is the meaning of the word Bastard.

    Deuteronomy 23:2, “A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall not enter into congregation of the LORD.” Presumably “God”

    the KJV states ” bastard ” instead of mongrel , but the Hebrew word mamzer (#4464) … been translated with the word mongrel instead of bastard , for that is the true meaning of the Hebrew word.

    Mongrel refers to mixed ancestry: In botany, a mongrel may refer to the offspring of varieties of a species which was in contrast to a hybrid. IN OTHER WORDS RACE MIXED CAN BE DESCRIBED AS MONGREL OR BASTARD OR MAMZER.

    In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was in the beginning with God…
    And the Word became flesh, and [k]dwelt among us, and we saw His glory, glory as of [l]the only begotten from the Father, full of grace and truth. John *testified about Him and cried out, saying, “This was He of whom I said, ‘He who comes after me [m]has a higher rank than I, for He existed before me.’” For of His fullness [n]we have all received, and [o]grace upon grace. For the Law was given through Moses; grace and truth [p]were realized through Jesus Christ. 18 No one has seen God at any time; the only begotten God who is in the bosom of the Father, He has explained Him. –John 1:1-2, 14-18

    HOW CAN GOD BE A MONGREL WHEN HE CREATED EVERYTHING AND EVERY RACE EXCEPT THE MONGREL. To understand how mongrel started it’s important to read the bible.

    tenth generation is figurative phrase that means forever…

    Isn’t God supposed to be punished for the crime of impregnating a 14 – 16 year old Mary? Can you point out what verse said anything about God impregnating a 14-16 year old Mary? This is very serious accusation with no prof whatsoever.

    If you’re Atheist i think you don’t need to distort the Bible in order to support your atheistic mind that includes falsified statements.

    • First of all, I am not a Bible scholar. Frankly, I have no desire nor see any need.
      My philosophy is basically God created this world for man to destroy. Have to admit, we are making progress.

      God made us only in His image, not His substance. Secondly, the free will he gave us is our curse and soon to be — death knell. Most of us, myself included, cannot make intelligent decisions on a reliable basis, due to our limited intelligence, common sense and wisdom. These three things we have to acquire while we are alive in this world. God deliberately kept us from being born to such virtues. And, then somewhere in Genesis He tells us to go forth and be fruitful.
      Well, the Earth is not exactly barren. We simply have too many people and too
      few resources to provide for all the idiots that refuse to practice birth control (two children max per couple). God hates humans who try to plan their entire lives. long term basis.

      • First of all, I am not a Bible scholar. Frankly, I have no desire nor see any need.
        My philosophy is basically God created this world for man to destroy. Have to admit, we are making progress.

        God made us only in His image, not His substance. Secondly, the free will he gave us is our curse and soon to be — death knell. Most of us, myself included, cannot make intelligent decisions on a reliable basis, due to our limited intelligence, common sense and circumstance beyond our control. These three things we have to acquire while we are alive in this world. God deliberately kept us from being born with such virtues. And, then somewhere in Genesis He tells us to go forth and be fruitful. Well, the Earth is not exactly barren. We simply have too many people and too few resources to provide for all the idiots that refuse to practice birth control (two children max per couple). God seems to detest humans who try to plan their lives without his satanic influence. (REVISED TEXT)

  2. What kind of god is your god?
    Mine is the same as Matthew have understand; The God that is capable of killing both my soul and my flesh.

    Don’t be afraid of those who kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul. Rather, fear him who is able to destroy both soul and body in Gehenna. –Matthew 10:28

  3. i think this whole concept of god, all over the world is devised by someone very good with human psycology.personaly,i dont believe in anything known as god.belief in god just makes people lame and irresponsible.i can go on and on about drawbacks of believing in ‘god’…i think in todays scientific world,its time to say good-bye to god and retire him with a thankyou…thankyou for ‘taking care’ of the world and trying to bring order in dark ages.now lets be more fact driven.

    • If what you say is true, then it is the people who DON’T go to church and pray who are idiots, as they are more likely to piss him off

  4. If there was such a thing, it would be the meanest, most narcissistic, self absorbed, self serving son of a bitch of all time. It plays favorites, creates idiots, monsters, and geniuses. Oh, and if you don’t kiss its imaginary son’s ass, you will burn in hell for all eternity But he “loves” you! God bless!

  5. God is the biggest bastard, heartless blind unfair evil Scum Bag in the History of Mankind. How I really hate that bastard scum who claims that he’s a fair and just God.. But in actual fact, he is fucking blind, hopeless, and useless son of a bitch who let evil people prosper and let them to continue doin their evil deeds but the good people continue to suffer suffer and suffer.. Fuck You Bastard God.. Damn Fuck you you piece of useles shit.

  6. this god is a fool worshipped by billions of ignorant human who are blind to reality,this god is an asshole,a pile of fresh hot elephant sh*t,with that said,people need to stop riding this fools cock,people need to stop inventing excuses on behalf of this bastard deity,prayer is a waste of time,god does not exist,the bible is crap,is the bible the best god can do? I am not impressed.if you think otherwise then fuck you too

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