Can God Create a Dick so Big that His Ass Couldn’t Take It?


Can omniscient God, who knows the future, find the omnipotence to change his future mind?
Omnipotence by itself is contradictory. Can God create a dick so big that his ass couldn’t take it? If yes, he is not omnipotent. If no, he is still not omnipotent. Either way, there’s something he cannot do. If he can’t, the argument goes, then there is something that he can’t do, create a dick so big, therefore he is not omnipotent. If he can, it continues, then there is also something that he cannot do, take it to his ass, therefore he is not omnipotent.

Either way, God is not omnipotent. A being that is not omnipotent is not God.

Actually the paradox is a simple logic that omnipotence is not possible. Therefore either God does not exist, or if God exists, he is not omnipotent. An omnipotent God would also have no need to rest on Sunday. So if this God is not omnipotent why call him God? :p

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13 thoughts on “Can God Create a Dick so Big that His Ass Couldn’t Take It?

    • God is not about religion, He is about relationship. He is love. To say there is no God is to say there is no love. If He doesn’t exist, neither do you.

      • God is love? God is intangible, love is not intangible. We can define love as a type of feeling and as demonstrated by certain types of actions unlike “God”, love is a physical thing. We know the chemicals responsible for the feeling of love, also, love depends upon brain structure., a person with a lobotomy or other type of brain damage may lose the ability to feel love. Furthermore. If love were not physical it would not be confined to our physical brains. We would expect to be able to detect an entity or force called “love” floating around the air.

      • Excuse me, he is talking about Christianity as a religion, where in his comment did he suggest that God is a religion? God is a god, he is merely an un-falsifiable hypothesis to us. To state god is love is ridiculous, love is merely an emotion we receive from the receptors of our brain. If you were decapitated and you could somehow still live after that, could you still feel love and hate. NO, because LOVE and HATE is result of logic and emotions.

  1. SINCE YOU JOKE ABOUT CHRISTIANITY ALLOW ME TO SHARE MINE TOO

    just for laughs;

    Just a reminder, Catholics aren’t real Christians. Peter never started catholic church. Catholic church wasn’t become official after Emperor Constantine approved the legal practice of any religion. Before Constantine every Christian bishops (i mean the real Bishops of Christianity not catholics) are being persecuted all the time and to be a Christian that time has more worth than today! because you risk you life to proclaim God’s Words the real Words!

    The word Church was never in the bible it was just a created medieval word to be a substitute from the word Ecclesia; Ecclesiastes. Constantine was never converted to Christianity up to the time when he was in his deathbed.

    The tittle “Priest” of Rome was never originated in Christianity, it is one of many lies of Jesuits and Pagans Catholics; universal, Yes that is right Catholics means universal or Roman Universality.

    study FILIPINOS!!! it’s not all about criticism.

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